Way awesome! Thanks brain!

I swear i had something interesting to say. I remember thinking just this morning: Emma, you should post that on some kind of blog. Give people a larff. Maybe kill a few braincells, offend a few people, educate the masses while you're at it ...
Thanks brain. Glad to see you're on the ball. Next time i'll beat you as punishment.

Anyway, i'm still undecided as to what i'm going to use this space for... ah well, we're not going anywhere. We're all just-

Excuse me, i just bit my tongue and my mouth is slowly but surely filling with sweet blood. Goodday.